Ultimate Emo Song

by Chris Maguire and the Latter Day Saints

I met you at the swap meet
you laughed and smiled at me
and I was filled with happiness
you gave to me

we used to go out on dates
and everything was just great
but now you only frustrate
everything I do

my only friend is my pillow
it picks me up when I feel low
and I just wanted you to know
that I cry myself to sleep

you're dreaming of a love tryst
with you and Connor Oberst
and now I am just so pissed
I am so alone

our love's become so shallow
I'm hanging from the gallows
my heart bleeds tears of aloe
rubbed into your skin

my only friend is my pillow
it picks me up when I feel low
and I just wanted you to know
that I cry myself to sleep

the situation's pomo
you're friends with Rivers Cuomo
he said that I'm a homo
inappropriate

the bullies kick our asses
they broke my horn-rimmed glasses
I cry in all my classes
all I feel is pain

my only friend is my pillow
it picks me up when I feel low
and I just wanted you to know
that I cry myself to sleep

Carrie
Carrie
Carry me home

Carrie (Gary)
Carrie (Gary)
Carry me home