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CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE: PART IIIII

"HA HA! You've doomed yourself this time, planet punk™! This game was my life from 1993 to 1998! I know every fatality in the book, right down to the one that knocks you in front of the subway car!"
"Yeah, I hate this fucking game, but I'll play it for the sake of saving Gaia."
"I hate to interrupt guys, but it looks like there are two brightly colored objects falling from the sky... whoa!

It's KEN and RYU!"
Ken and Ryu fell from the sky.

"SHORYUKEN!

Insert coin for salvation!"
"Um, I think I have a quarter somewhere."

Chris rummaged through his pockets for ten minutes.

"Uh, maybe not... do you guys have any change?"
Billings was tired of all the pocket rummaging.

"Screw this, I'll just punch him in the box.

::WHAM!!!::
"NOOOO! BARREN AGAIN!"

Hoggish Greedly flew out of the arcade and right into jail forever.
The fight for the planet was over. Now that all was right with the world, our travelers could finally continue their quest to DESTINY.

THE FIN