A Night at Backdoor Johnny's Smokehouse

by The Internet, compiled by Chris Maguire

once upon a rutabaga
my grandmom said to me
if you get a, get a splinter
drop, drop, drop , drop, drop your shorts

so I picked up fifty lemurs
and swung them amidst
the many, many midgets
splendiferously
splendiferously

I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time
I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time

my toe was found under
fifty neon ferrets
and then when Chairman Mao ate seventy monkeys
he gave me rickets
he gave me rickets

I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time
I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time

if nothing else matters
and everything isn't cabbage
a game of cribbage will suffice
your homoerotic tendencies shine
like five large orange larva suitable, suitable for framing
until Jimmy Hoffa sucked eggs
until Jimmy Hoffa sucked eggs

I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time
I think it's about time for a chorus
I think it's about time