Dork Avenger

by Chris Maguire

you can't hold a candle to the hell that I raise
I leveled up to 40 in just fifteen days
I'm a roguish fighter cleric halfling chaotic mage
I am the dork avenger

beware my bag of snakes lest you want to be bitten
I knew who Rowling was before Potter was written
with Jennifer Connelly I'm eternally smitten
I am the dork avenger

I've got all the land types, I've tapped every card
I'm about to send your golem packing to the graveyard
I'm commanding your ass like Jean Luc Picard
I am the dork avenger

rok!

sometimes I wonder if the path I took is best
maybe life itself is just a dungeon master's test
perhaps if I manage to gain a level more
I will dare to venture out my mother's front door